You Know Officialese TJs

Three short ones, maybe more appropriate as cartoons.

IN SEARCH OF

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A: Where can I find the pipeline?

B: Which pipeline?

A: You know, the one in which all the projects are...

THE MILLIONAIRE

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A: I am resigning.

B: Why's that?

A: I have become a millionaire!

B: On a salary, wow! Where'd you invest?

A: You know, I've got ownership of so many things...

PHONE

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A: Can you please ring me on this phone?

B: But why are you standing on those magazines?

A: You know, I need to take a call on a few issues.